FUMBLE REMEMBERED LOCALLY
FUMBLE $88.88 ▲ 8888%EXPERIENCE: NONECONFIDENCE: EXTREMESTRATEGY: YESAPR: PERSONALITY SCOREBEST VIEWED WITH BAD DECISIONS
Certified 0% qualified

FUMBLE FUMBLE CAT

He has no idea what he’s doing.

And somehow it keeps working.

Start fumbling View the damage

Wrong button. Right attitude.

PORTFOLIO $88.88
24H +8888%
FUMBLE SCORE 99.9
IQ N/A
CONFIDENCE 100%
STRATEGY YES
The beige desk presents

FUMBLE Terminal 95

FUMBLE TERMINAL 95 — C:\THE_PLAN\PROBABLY

            

              
              
              
BUTTON LOOKED READY.

            

          

          

            
PORTFOLIO$88.88

            
FUMBLE SCORE99.9

            
CONFIDENCE100%

            
EXPRESSIONDEFAULT

          

          
FUMBLE AUTHORIZEDMEMORY: SELECTIVE

        

      

    


    

      

        Industrial confidence instrument
        
FUMBLE-O-Meter

        

          

            
            
            
            
            
Current condition: Fumbling

          

          
        

      

    


    

      
    


    

      

        Screenshot responsibly
        
FUMBLE Reactions

        

      

    


    

      

        FUMBLEWare creative suite
        
FUMBLE Meme Lab™

        

          

          

            

            

            

            

            

            
THE LAB STAYS IN YOUR BROWSER. THE CAT CANNOT UPLOAD. HE FORGOT HOW.

          

        

      

    


    

      

        Crayon-confirmed intelligence
        
Technical Analysis

        

          

            
              
              
              SUPPORT?MORE SUPPORTVERY SUPPORTTHINGOTHER THINGUP?
            
          

          
Swipe or scroll sideways to inspect the full chart. Keyboard: focus the chart and use ← →.

          
TECHNICAL ANALYSIS COMPLETE

        

      

    


    

      

        Unlicensed cartoon education
        
FUMBLEnomics 101

        

          
LESSON 1
GREEN IS EVIDENCE. RED IS STILL GATHERING EVIDENCE.

          
LESSON 2
A NUMBER WITH MORE DIGITS LOOKS BETTER EMPLOYED.

          
LESSON 3
IF CONFUSED, ZOOM OUT UNTIL THE PROBLEM BECOMES DECORATIVE.

          
LESSON 4
IF THE CHART DISAGREES, DRAW A LARGER ARROW.

          
LESSON 5
IF STILL CONFUSED, FUMBLE WITH EXCELLENT POSTURE.

        

        
FUMBLE BOARD OF ACCIDENTAL EDUCATION
PROBABLY CERTIFIED

        
Important: FUMBLEnomics is cartoon education from an unlicensed cat. It is not financial advice, regular advice, or evidence that the cat can read.

        

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        Recovered from a carpet-store basement
        
The Great FUMBLE

        

          
1996 / 03:08 AM
▣ ?
The Beige Machine
Behind a carpet store that had already gone out of business, a peculiar cat found a discarded computer. He plugged it in.

          
03:09 AM
SKRREEE
BWAAANG
Financial Screaming
The modem screamed. Something appeared on the screen. A green line moved slightly upward. His pupils expanded.

          
BY SUNRISE
3×▢ 6×▣ 88
Inventory Acquired
Three wallets. Six unlabeled floppies. A pager displaying only 88. A calculator stuck on percent. No explanation.

          
ONGOING
THE PLAN™
Outcome Renamed
The line rose again. FUMBLE called it intentional and founded the FUMBLE Bureau beneath the Beige Desk.

        

      

    


    

      

        13 objects, 0 understood
        
FUMBLE Archive

        

          
FUMBLE EXPLORER — C:\MY_FUMBLES\IMPORTANT

          

          

            
            

          

          
14 object(s)0 understood

        

      

    


    

      

        Broadcasting from beneath the desk
        
FUMBLEvision

        

          
CH 3

          

            
            
            
            

          

        

      

    


    

      
      
      
    


    

      
    


    

      

        Mail-order evidence
        
FUMBLE Artifacts

        

          
THE GREAT
FUMBLE
FUMBLE VHS
$8.88 OR BEST FUMBLE

          
FUMBLE.OS
FUMBLE Floppy
1.44 MB OF CONFIDENCE

          
99.9
FUMBLE
POWER
Trading Card
CONDITION: QUESTIONABLE

          
FUMBLE
PUFFS
NOW WITH APR
FUMBLE Cereal
MAY CONTAIN YIELD

          
FUMBLE Pager
EVERY MESSAGE SAYS UP

          
FUMBLE CAT
LOSE & WIN
Computer Game
SYSTEM REQUIREMENT: BUTTON

          
FINANCIAL
HANDBOOK
ALL PAGES: 88
Financial Handbook
FOREWORD BY NOBODY